I logged onto my email account and began hunting through my "Coupons" folder (don't judge!) for the last email I'd received from Snapfish. When I found it I was so excited because the featured sale was buy one book, get TWO free! Three for the price of one?!?! I love me a good sale! Once I began reading the small print, I realized that the sale as well as guaranteed Christmas delivery, would expire at midnight. It was already late afternoon by this time so I knew I would have to bust my balls (yes, I have woman balls) to finish before midnight. I finally finished, submitted my order with 20 minutes to spare and received the books, as promised, before Christmas.
Below is a photo edition of the book. I know the photography sucks so please do not bitch about it. Sure, I could have spent more time cropping, adjusting the lighting, and contrasting the photos but that's not fun and I spent enough time not having fun today trying to upload the damn things so you'll just have to deal with it. I did add the text beneath each photo for ease in viewing though...you're welcome. If you'd like to view the book in a much nicer and certainly more professional format, you may do so here. * (You can also purchase a copy if you'd like. Don't worry, I'm not trying to line my pockets - Snapfish will take and keep your money.) You will have to create an account with Snapfish to view the book, it's free, just wanted to issue a warning to save you the trouble in case you have no interest in doing so. Either way, I hope you enjoy - what I hope to be - the first book in the "Fritz the Gay Elf" series.
*I don't know if this damn link is working or not. Please let me know, oh silent audience.
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| *Front Cover* "Fritz's First Night" |
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| *Dedication Page* "Dedicated to David and Scott Without whom this would not have been possible. Love, Michelle and Fritzy" This photo was taken at the store the day Boo and I first saw Fritzy. |
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| *Page 1* "I first layed eyes on Fritz December 1, 2012. Boo and I were shopping that Saturday afternoon and we spotted him tucked in a corner at a little country store. It was love at first sight. The following Saturday I was hosting a Christmas party and David and Scott gave Fritz to me as an early Christmas gift. He was an angel when he first arrived, posing for photos, cross stitching and even reading to us." |
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| *Page 2* "He was very social, flitting around visiting with all the guests.
He make some
new friends too."
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| *Page 3* "But the Fritzy noticed everyone kept going to the bar. And he was curious." |
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| *Page 4* "First he just wanted his picture taken on the bar...then with the alcohol." |
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| *Page 5* "Before we knew it, Fritz was drinking wine and swinging from the fucking chandeliers..." |
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| *Page 6* "Literally!!" |
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| *Page 7* "After he'd had a couple of glasses of wine I told him he had reached his limit. He got pissed and pulled a pair of scissors on me then jumped off the table in a rage! We were looking for him everywhere when we heard crunching noises coming from the corner. Fritz apparently likes dog food after drinking." |
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| *Page 8* "We were finally able to lure him back to the craft room and calm him a bit with another photo shoot. Fritz loves having his picture taken!" |
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| *Page 9* "But then I had to get onto him for peeking in stockings and SMOKING!" |
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| *Page 10* ""Take Your Own Advice!" was his response." *Fritz is holding my fav little sign. It says, "Be Fucking Polite (Please)" |
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| *Page 11* "The girls thought that was funny so the three of them began joking around." This is my daughter, 1. |
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| *Page 12* "And then he went too far... of course." *This is my daughter-in-law, DiL |
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| *Page 13* "He was completely out of control. This is what was going on when I finally gave up and went to bed." |
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| *Page 14* "And this is how I found him when I woke up." |
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| *Page 15* "When he finally got out of bed this afternoon he apologized and we are the best of friends again." |
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| *Last page* "The End" |
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| *Back Cover* |
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